Merrymaking Mischief

Hi my furiends and Happy Monday!

Oh you wouldn’t BELIEVE the mischief that I have for you today!

Yesterday was my kitty brother’s Gotcha Day and the merriment began  the moment we all woke up.

There was a ton of  oooohing, ahhhhing and coooing throughout the day. That didn’t bother me because I receive the same kind of attention on MY special day.

What DID stun me was   the most EMBARRASSING merrymaking mischief that I had ever laid eyes on.

All I could say was “Thank DOG this WASN’T ME!”

Be sure to watch the ENTIRE video to see just how stunned I was:

 

See what I mean?

Barks and licks and love,

Dakota

May Your New Year Be Sweet! L’Shana Tovah Happy Rosh Hashanah!

Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad! And…It’s “National Take Your Dog To Work Day!”

Today is my Mom and Dad’s 5th wedding anniversary! Yes, I know they are both older than dirt but you see they are such gems that their first marriages didn’t work out and this is the second marriage for both.

Look at this card that my Dad gave to my Mom….

This card was made by Avanti Cards, to read about them click  here 

I think this is a great card but the Sheltie is wearing a DRESS! I am a boy dog and my Dad gives this to my Mom from ME??? This greatly affects my Sheltie sensibility!

Anyway, I hope Mom & Dad have a great anniversary, nobody else wants them so they had better make the best of what they have!!

Now, on a totally different paw,  today is also:

National Take Your Dog To Work Day!!

You can read about that by clicking on the above link…

I have a bone to pick about that too.

I would LOVE to go to work with my Mom and/or Dad but you see, they must have a JOB first!! A JOB!!

Dad retired last summer after 36 years of teaching in the Detroit Public Schools. Mom worked 20+ years in Advertising Sales but lost her latest job due to downsizing in 2007. Mom is now a freelance writer/blogger. Yeah, yeah she puts in TONS of hours doing this (as all of you bloggers completely understand), makes enough to keep me in kibble,  but she works from HOME!  How in the dog world can I go to work with her if I am already THERE 24/7?

Even more insulting, her  “office” is off-limits to me! She has the hallway baby gated!   See the photo below? This is the closest I get to her office:

That’s not even me!! It is merely a stuffed replica!! (And a poor representation at that!) I’m not allowed back there because that is where Mom keeps her partner in crime’s  Cody’s toys.

For all of you “lucky dogs” who get to go to a BONA FIDE WORKPLACE with your Mom and Dad and not some bogus representation of an “office” this video is for you!!!! It was done by Ginger of YouTube and Mom and I LOVE her videos!

Now THAT’S a workin’ Sheltie!

Barks and licks and love, Dakota

 

OHHHHH THAT SMELLS GOOD!!!

Hi Everyone! I am hoping I don’t lose subscribers with this one!

Before any people get upset,  my Mom is  saying “KITTY Porn” in the video….NOT “KIDDIE”….

This video was shot a few years ago, my Mom has a sick sense of humor and really loves this video of Cody and I.

Since that time  we totally redid our living room too, so please excuse how it used to look!

To those of you with a wicked and insane sense of  humor like my Mom…enjoy!!

To anybody else….it’s my Mom’s fault, not MINE!!

Barks, licks and butt sniffs!! Dakota